January 19, 2009
Interview With Pup Pup
Human Dog (me): Charlotte your looking very alert today.
Charlotte: Yez. Mez listen fur da catz.
Human Dog: Mamacita?
Charlotte: Da catz all dem....day allz bez verra badz
Human Dog: Hmmm...I see. Kittens are cute, surely you don't mind them.
Charlotte: ALL catz day bez badz
Human Dog: But Mamacita you like her. You've always gotten along.
Charlotte: I did not noz dat zee bez a catz
Human Dog: She is a cat. But a good cat.
Charlotte: No zuch ting az a goodz catz
Human Dog: Okay well were getting off track. What do you think about all this snow?
Charlotte: Catz trackz r verra eazy to followz
Human Dog: Ummm....I meant about the snow.
Charlotte: Catz tracks r verra eazy to followz in der znow
Human Dog: Okay well it's been really nice talking to you today...I can see that you have to much on your mind for rational conversation.
Charlotte: Yez...letz goez.
Human Dog: Go where?
Charlotte: Tooz der barnz...for da gettingz of da catz.
Human Dog: I think not.
Can you guess what my life it like right now? Two JRT's. 500 Sq Ft house. Two feet of snow. Sub Zero weather.